Sunday morning. 3:30 AM.
[Phone rings]
Lone Primate: Hello?
20-something guy: ...Hello?
Lone Primate: Hello?
20-something guy: Who's this?
Lone Primate: [exasperated snort] You tell me!
20-something guy: This is Art.
Lone Primate: Uh huh?
20-something guy: I was looking for some girls there.
Lone Primate: Well, I'm sorry, I can't help you.
20-something guy: Wow, that sucks.
Lone Primate: Yeah, doesn't it. I think you have the wrong number.
20-something guy: Okay, take care. [hangs up]
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Sorry to disappoint you, Art. Even sorrier that whatever girl had the good sense to blow you off with a fake telephone number happened to give you mine. And I'm sorriest of all there are no girls at my place. But you know what? If there were, I don't think I'd be inclined to share with you anyway. :)
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